as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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