So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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