i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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