After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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