It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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