oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Help. Why am I so naked?
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