JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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