Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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