areolas are like halos for boobs.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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