Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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