He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
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I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
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