before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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