Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
There's always time for handjobs
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Randomize
