Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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