she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
high people should be assigned attendants
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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