So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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