it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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