I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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