i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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