therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
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In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.