Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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