Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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