i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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