i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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