I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
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I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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