I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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