i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
