I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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