Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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