you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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