Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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