I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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