Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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