is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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