Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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