Just fell off a train. Bad.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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