Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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