When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I believe in your delicious
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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