Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
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I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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