I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
So squirting runs in the family.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?