dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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