also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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