While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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