erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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