My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She even gives head with a lisp.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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