Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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