Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
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Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
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Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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