I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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