Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
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At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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