Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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