OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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