So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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