So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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