So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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