he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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